Understanding

Do you know what?
I don't understand you.
Does that surprise you?

I know I think I know everything sometimes.
Okay, most of the time.
And I'm generally assumed to be the most intuitive person around.
That I usually know what's going on without being told.
But you have me beat.
I just don't get it.

Do you know what?
This IS me.
And if you don't like it - rack off!

If I annoy you - fine.
If I piss you off - FINE!
Just don't be mad at me, snap at me, or ignore me because of my personality.
Especially not ignore me.
If you have a problem - tell me! so I can fix it.
Or move on.
Because otherwise I just don't get it.

Do you know what?
I think I love you.
Does that surprise you?

I'm not sure though.
And that frustrates the hell out of me.
As you would probably expect.
But you blow hot and cold
And I don't understand.
As you would probably expect.
You tell me one thing,
But do another.
And I don't understand.
I just don't get you at all.

2001 evk